Twas Two Days After Christmas...

Twas two days after Christmas

When all through the house

All the men folk had vanished

It was quiet as a mouse

I sat in my Pj’s

Contemplating my navel

When a small thought occurred

I should shop all the sales

I created a breeze

As I rushed up the stairs

Jumped in the shower

And then dried my hair

I checked my list

To see what I’d need

Jumped in the car

And then turned the key

The lights on the dashboard

Were dim as could be

I sighed with frustration

This just couldn’t be!

I sat in the driveway

The car battery was dead

While visions of sales items

Danced in my head.

I started to fret

Then I turned with a jerk

I’d call my favorite shop

I’m sure that would work!

I ordered some floss

I ordered fabric galore

I ordered the beads

From my favorite store.

The crisis averted,

I fled to my bed

Donned my Pj’s

And then I said

It’s a great day to stitch!

It’s a great day to view

All the Christmas movies

I had recorded…whooo hooo!